Nietzsche's Shadow

In 2016, Imp Kerr and a team of scientists collected fragments of the shadow of Friedrich Nietzsche in Èze, France. The recovered residue (a mixture of electromagnetic radiations, nitrogen and xenon) was analyzed and dated (~1884-1888), then condensed into photonic fluid. Approximately one ton of fluid was produced and bottled in flasks by Imp Kerr Laboratories in Manhattan. Tests demonstrated the beneficial effects of the photonic fluid whose respiratory proximity brings a feeling of serenity and certitude (for a 1  fl. oz. dose, the duration of the sensation varies from 20 to 40 minutes).

Content: Photonic fluid derived from the condensation of opaque electromagnetic rays that composed Nietzsche's shadow (~25%), nitrogen (~75%), xenon (less than 0.01%). Origin: Èze, France (43.7278° N, 7.3618° E). Imp Kerr Laboratories, NYC.

Drained of its fluid, the flask transforms into a double-walled stainless steel water bottle that will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for 6 hours. Also features an odor- and leak-proof cap.